Mikey's and Evelyn's stories written from "behind" ;-)
I am not going to be modest here when I say that there is no other Mom in the universe that would beat me in sheer number and magnitude of the stories that I collected thanks to the little bums of my little ones. I could write novels. No, not novels, that sounds way too romantic. I could write horror movies, oh yes! So put your dinner aside when reading the next lines :-)
OK. Mikey will hate me for this one day but I have to share this. Everything began in the hospital already, although we didn't realize it back then..We had no idea that what would come out of that little body will be this memorable. Mikey had plans to destroy us with his pooping since the day one. It is very important to note that my husband Stephen is completely unable to stand strong smells (I mean, taking a trash out used to be a big deal for him before). It is no surprise that when little Mikey took his very first black newborn poop, his very own father nearly choked. All our family was standing by laughing their faces off and luckily, my oldest sister managed to capture the moment for eternity. To our further luck, a nurse stopped by to see how we are doing and after she saw our struggle, she finished the job for us (which is under normal circumstances called a "diaper changing").
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OK. Mikey will hate me for this one day but I have to share this. Everything began in the hospital already, although we didn't realize it back then..We had no idea that what would come out of that little body will be this memorable. Mikey had plans to destroy us with his pooping since the day one. It is very important to note that my husband Stephen is completely unable to stand strong smells (I mean, taking a trash out used to be a big deal for him before). It is no surprise that when little Mikey took his very first black newborn poop, his very own father nearly choked. All our family was standing by laughing their faces off and luckily, my oldest sister managed to capture the moment for eternity. To our further luck, a nurse stopped by to see how we are doing and after she saw our struggle, she finished the job for us (which is under normal circumstances called a "diaper changing").
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OK. Mikey will hate me for this one day but I have to share this. Everything began in the hospital already, although we didn't realize it back then..We had no idea that what would come out of that little body will be this memorable. Mikey had plans to destroy us with his pooping since the day one. It is very important to note that my husband Stephen is completely unable to stand strong smells (I mean, taking a trash out used to be a big deal for him before). It is no surprise that when little Mikey took his very first black newborn poop, his very own father nearly choked. All our family was standing by laughing their faces off and luckily, my oldest sister managed to capture the moment for eternity. To our further luck, a nurse stopped by to see how we are doing and after she saw our struggle, she finished the job for us (which is under normal circumstances called a "diaper changing").
